Sweet, sweet pizza. (Or should I say, “savory, savory pizza”..?) It’s always there for you on late nights and sometimes early mornings when you have nothing else in your fridge. It has never let you down. Yet people have the audacity to disrespect our beloved pizza. Some of these pictures are definitely cringe-worthy. Pizza lovers, shield your eyes.
Whether you think pineapple on pizza is sacred or sacrilegious, we can all agree these pizza creations are truly cursed. I’m personally offended by some of these, and to be frank, I’d like an apology, specifically from the person who just decided to fully blacken their pie in the oven. Why, god, why!
Fact: Everyone loves pizza
It’s just a universal truth. It’s America’s favorite food. It’s the consistent crowd pleaser.
So why on earth are there people out there that can tarnish the culinary perfection that is pizza?
There is such a thing as a pizza violation, and boy do we have the proof.
These pictures are not for the faint of heart. If you are easily offended by poorly made pizza, take caution. It might get a little messy.
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This is truly disturbing. Maybe it’s gluten-free?
Either way, it’s a disaster.
Dear god, this cannot be serious. I can’t even look at this. What’s worse is they are serving it to students. Not the children!
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I have never seen a pizza like this in my life. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Can you imagine how soggy that crust must be? I feel so sad for whoever opened up their pizza box to this giant pool of saucey weirdness.
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How would you like to be folded and shoved into someone’s bike and left out overnight? The lack of decency is unbelievable. Also, who draws butterflies and rainbows on a bike then commits such a horrific pizza crime?
This person cannot be trusted.
Another absolute pizza cutting disaster
Put down the pizza slicer and no one will get hurt, okay?
I feel very confused, and a little offended. Pineapple on pizza is already a misdemeanor in my book, but an entire pineapple is full on life-sentence pizza crime.
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We didn’t really need it redefined to begin with. This is a Kit-Katastrophe.
Come on, I had to say it.
I think I’ve lost my appetite…
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Suddenly pizza doesn’t sound so great anymore. I hope their PR person got fired or had a serious sit down talk after this mishap.
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I don’t know if it’s the black holes for eyes, the tube socks or the hairy legs that are freaking me out. Or maybe it’s just the fact that this pizza “wants to be inside you”. It’s probably a combination of all of that.
Yeah, it’s definitely a combination of all that.
Even the pepperonis are trying to run away from that piece of cardboard with cheese on top! This is outrageous.
The opposite of culinary art
Cats everywhere are hissing and clawing at this. No one should have to see this weird, sad excuse for a pizza.
Something’s missing here…
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There is a madman on the loose and he is out to ruin everyone’s day by taking a huge chunk out of the middle of pizzas! I mean really, who does this?
You have to be an evil genius to even think of this.
Chef Boyardee and Pizza Hut are working together to create something evil. Pasta and pizza are too glorious to combine; their powers and flavors are too overwhelming!
There’s a first for everything
Eating pizza might be the simplest task in the whole world, yet somehow, someway, this man found a way to ruin it all.
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How do people keep letting this happen? It’s like they’ve never eaten frozen pizza three times a week in college…
Circular pizzas are overrated
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This pizza obviously had some problems in the early stages of its existence and tried to branch out. Listen, buddy, you were meant to be a circle. Just stick to the status quo.
I hope this isn’t what I think it is…
Yup. It is. It’s American cheese squares just laid on top of a pizza. I am horrified.
Possibly a second grader’s art project
There’s no way this is pizza. Is that even cheese? Or is it just shreds of paper scattered over a piece of red construction paper I’m not quite sure.
This looks like something even little kids would run away from. Are those cocktail olives? Or green onions? So many questions, so little answers.
Homemade pizza is not always the best idea
A- for effort, but F for execution on this pizza. Get that thing away from me.
Just throw some pistachios on your pizza? No! This is a total crime. What are those orange blobs? This is worthy of a pizza prison life sentence.
Are we? I don’t think I’d come near that thing. Ever.
Maybe this was the inspiration behind the Jonas Brothers’ song, “Burnin’ Up.” It definitely looks like it was slipping into the lava.
Pizza is for lovers, not fighters
Our deepest apologies. Truly. We are so sorry if this ruined your perception of beautiful, perfect pizza. Go out there and redeem this important food option that has always held such a special place in your heart.
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