Everybody loves a good pun, right? Or should I say, a punderful pun? Don’t worry, I’ve got plenty more where that came from. I like to consider myself something of a connoisseur when it comes to puns. And dad jokes. (Which, if we’re being honest, are mostly puns. Perhaps I was actually a dad in another life.)
The best part of a pun is that they’re not exactly funny at first. As soon as you use one, you may be met by eye rolls and groans. But just let it simmer in their brains for a bit, and they won’t be able to help but crack a smile from your dumb, dumb, good joke.
If you’re also a lover of puns, then you’re in for a real treat.
Get ready to make this face over and over again:
Without further ado…
Bring on the puns!
This is wise.
I hear the liver is necessary for living. That’s probably how it got its name.
There’s only one thing nerdier than a pun.
And that’s a pun that has to do with math.
I guess this is fine if you’re willing to be the sole food preparer in the house, otherwise, I see it ending poorly.
Dang, that was my last copy.
Better send the Will to get some fresh prints.
Let’s all share a HEARTy laugh at this one.
If your doctor can’t take a joke, I recommend you get a second opinion.
I don’t know…
That bench looks a little unstable.
Let me offer you some sage advice:
Keep the puns cumin’!
New life goal: Get these shirts for my husband and me.
And wear them everywhere.
I wouldn’t worry about him too much.
I think he’s just board.
It looks like that drawing took awhile.
Totally worth it.
Although, I am oddly hungry now.
I like to imagine that this person was in some kind of waiting room when they took these pictures, quietly snickering to themselves.
You sure did pick a good one!
What a “Dinamic” conversation.
Come on, that was funny!
I hope he got to take her out for Dina.
“Ice” to see you, Batman.
This one took me a second.
I usually love glass-based puns.
But this one is such a pane.
I think they actually tried to attach ads to him but he was feeling a little Thor.
What’s really wild is that this bridge is only about 10 miles away from Ofuka Cliff.
Honestly, have you ever taken a single science class in your life?
This is pretty basic stuff.
I’m otterly charmed by this image.
I otter show my friends!
First of all, this adorable.
I hear his bark is worse than his bite.
I could have sworn it was butter!
I never can tell with that stuff.
“How much of this resume is actually a lie?”
All joking aside, you really shouldn’t mess with the IT people.
They can really ruin your whole day.
What’s the square root of a tree?
This will really come in handy when I’m doing my geome-tree homework.
(This one is my favorite)
“OK, can I go back to being Kimberly now?”
“Yes, but we really can’t keep doing this all day.”
I heard that this element was first discovered at a surprise party!
This one may have gone too far.
Nah, just kidding. I love it.
There’s a big leak in the bathroom.
(Also, I need to buy a leek so I can do this at home.)
How about a 14-carat diamond?
At least your pet rabbit will like it.
Share this with someone who loves puns! Or with someone who hates them!